by Zhyre December 26, 2007
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13 year old made up by himself, it is basicly what you get after drinking about 5 mikes hard lemonaids, it is an explosive piece of dieahrea, but it is not in a liquid form, it is a really REALLY soft piece of terd
13 year old made up by himself, it is basicly what you get after drinking about 5 mikes hard lemonaids, it is an explosive piece of dieahrea, but it is not in a liquid form, it is a really REALLY soft piece of terd
by Valtrex boy July 17, 2011
Get the Shlookie mug.A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.
"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"
by bus bozo January 1, 2008
Get the Sploogie mug.A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.
by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011
Get the sploogie buttplug mug.A Shloopie is a synonym for the term "goofy goober" specifically when referring to a cat (usually orange). Plural form: (Shloopi)
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Get the shnoogie mug.Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.
"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)
by con-crete May 27, 2008
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