Butt Shanked

To get raped in the ass whilst in prison.

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017

Shanked

Basically the way of saying 'do you wanna get stabbed' but in the UK.

'Aye my g, come her your bout to get shanked up.'

by yes no ok maybe September 14, 2020

shlankadank

A word created by someone with a fat ass

gotta get some of that shlankadank

by Jeremy’s Got Cake December 30, 2020

Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019