shitmitt

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

Shitmentum

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining

As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.

by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011

shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005

Shitbum

Noun: A person of absolutely no value or worth. To perform no function, and meet zero expectation.

What are you doing today Jeff?

I am hungover and being a total shitbum.

by TheTightEnd September 4, 2009

shitmotherfuckerbitch

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

shidump

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shipume

When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.

Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!

by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018