Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021

shissert

1. When you get food on your clothes (preferably something sweet) and either you or your pet lick it up.
2. A combination of “shirt”and “dessert."

After I eat my dinner, my dog will jump on me looking for shissert.

by ttbrowncoat July 21, 2022

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Shitport

Synonym for Shreveport, LA. The worst city in the fucking world that can go screw itself.

Blake: I'm going partying in Shreveport tonight, wanna come with?
Trevor: It's not Shreveport...*pulls gun out*...It's Shitport.*pulls trigger*

by theR3ALSh1T July 17, 2011

shitsweats

a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit

after trying for hours, he was starting to get a shitsweat

by i own your ass November 24, 2003

shitsters

two best friends who become the equivalent of blood brothers, by reflecting on their lives and their shit while they take a dump in the stalls next to each-other...... a strong bond of friendship is formed and remembered whenever either shitster take a shit

M and M are becoming shitsters in the bathroom at barnes and noble by releasing their poop into toilets

by shhhittssstersssss January 13, 2009