Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Shititism

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

by jwill25 February 24, 2010

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

SHITITIS

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

by Parly January 26, 2011

shitirist

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

by Taurian March 15, 2021