shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008

Shithawk

A word used to describe the biggest douche bag at your school.

"Hey where's Joey?" "I don't know, I hate that shithawk."

by PurpleNiggaDrank69 December 10, 2013

shithaul

(v) To abuse a vehicle: to drive a car on rough terrain for which it was not intended, to haul more in a truck than it was designed to carry. Newfoundland slang.

My shocks are ruined since my boy shithauled the car last week.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

shithandler

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

by theredfalco May 11, 2016

Shitnap

A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.

I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.

by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

by moojay January 13, 2011

shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.

Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.

by Stirke36 June 16, 2011