shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.

There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.

by Exstoiv April 20, 2018

Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

Shitearse

Shitearse (v.) is the act of licking a baggie clean if it’s residue after the consumption of the drugs.

I just watched Mick shitearse the bag

by Shitearse December 14, 2019

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008