Shelfie

When a girl sits on the edge of a counter top to get a selfie that accentuates her butt.

Did you see Becky's shelfie, she's got booty for days!

by creativedave328 May 30, 2019

Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 14, 2015

shitfield

Where Tim O'Brien drowned that poor son of a bitch Kiowa for snappin' up his girl. In Vietnam. During the war. See Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried.

"Tim took a dip in the shitfield on his daughter's 10th birthday."

Tim: "Kiowa meet shitfield."
Kiowa: "Glug glug glug."

by Kiowa (the Indian) January 7, 2008

Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013

Shitrified

A mixture of being shit scared and petrified

"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"

by Herod June 5, 2003