Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
by Tom Casey December 30, 2003
Get the Shitcunt Deluxemug. Vladimir Putin is a total shitcunt
by Mi5 Surveillance Team 6 February 26, 2022
Get the Shitcuntmug. Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
Get the Shitcuntmug. There are so many stuck up shallow people on these online dating sites and yet most of them look less attractive then a toad, Fuck those shitcunts I'm finding love the old fashion way, offline!
by GI JAM May 6, 2019
Get the ShitCuntmug. That bitch is such a shitcunt
by ThatHotGuyWithTheBigDik June 4, 2018
Get the Shitcuntmug. by Kc10000 January 20, 2020
Get the ShitCuntmug.