ShitBird

a completely useless human being who sandbags and talks faster then he can think. He parks like an idiot everyday and is know as that asshole. clueless about himself and life and "razor"

That ShitBird is here again.

by chug April 23, 2015

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Shitbars

A made up term that a stupid faggot made up on the fly to insult a white guy because he's racist.

02:28 blink Index can go fucking suck on shitbars
02:28 blink stupid faggot

by Judas Priestly October 19, 2009

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

shitbird

anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.

That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.

by frank woods November 6, 2012