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happy shirt 

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.
What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.
happy shirt by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

she spilt something on her shirt 

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.
guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

came on his shirt

1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female

cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying
bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.

Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

Give her a t-shirt 

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?
Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.
Give her a t-shirt by P.Sat November 2, 2009

hanging shirt 

A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.
The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?
hanging shirt by alternabear March 23, 2016

HIM shirt 

A disgustingly pale, over or underweight teenage girl who constantly wears shirts displaying the logo of the band HIM (or any other Hot Topic friendly band). You never want to lift up the HIM shirt.
I don't want to go to the Good Charlotte/My Chemical Romance/AFI/Fall Out Boy/Bullet For My Valentine concert. Only HIM shirts listen to them.
HIM shirt by Kevin Allan April 11, 2008