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Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
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Burly Shirley

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012
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shirkle

shiney + sparkley, CREATED BY MEMBER WHO CREATED THIS ACCOUNT!!
Kaylee: Look at the stars!
Nova: Such shirkle!
by meowmewo uwu February 10, 2021
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Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.
Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
by hannessensens July 22, 2009
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Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.
Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."
by DW!! August 26, 2013
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Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.
Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!
by meowlnir July 2, 2016
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sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men
John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave
by Ray Orta November 7, 2006
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