Shidank

A fly-ass fellow who always watches your back and keeps the bitches in line.

Wemo needsa stop actin a straight fool and play a Shidank.

by Shidank May 15, 2010

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there

John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock

by nogheaddd October 16, 2019

Shidd lungs

When you slit open the throat of someone and shit inside of it and then close it surgically.

When I woke up after taking the shot, I was missing a kidney and I had shidd lungs... kids these days I tell you.

by Ostrava January 16, 2021

Shidderbugs

Pronounced Shit-tur-buhgz

A way to express anger, or strong emotion.

“Oh, Shidderbugs!”
“You’re a Shidderbug!😡”

by LamIsAwesome June 28, 2022

Shid

Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.

"Did you say SHID?" "Fuck yeh, he's lecturing in class and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. I'm booked for sure".

SHID is the name. SHID is the game.

I cannot get Shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. Princess Peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the SHID MARKS even worse.

by Serena Schmidt January 17, 2011

shidded

Refers to the past tense act of extruding faeces in the same way shitted does, but is used to imply that the subject, whether the person oneself, or another person/object displays qualities of mental deficiency.

The girl was so attractive that when I saw her face I shidded my pants.

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018