shideo

A video uploaded on the internet that is so dumb or boring no-one should have uploaded it in the first place.

Did you see that shideo the Suzy the forwicator sent me about the guy that sort of tripped? Why would anyone want to watch that?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

Shitehawk

A common expression in Ireland meaning the poorest of the poor - a person whose trade is selling cow-dung as a manure.

In Cork the inhabitants of the poorer districts were defined as 'shitehawks who came in from beyond the lights years ago with muck between their toes and nothing between their ears'; 'Beyond the lights' meaning outside the city limits or the area covered by street lighting. Manure selling was actually a trade in Cork. People took handcarts into the countryside, collected cowdung and hawked it to gardeners as a cheap fertiliser.

If you value your life never refer to an Irish person as a 'shitehawk'. He or she may be quite offended.

by D Sheehan July 18, 2008

Sidehack

A BMX bike with a sidecar-like device attached to the frame of the bicycle. This makes BMX bike riding a shared experience. The person that stands in the sidecar is called a monkey while the person steering the bike is called the pilot. This concept was introduced on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory in the episode "Trust Your Pilot, Respect Your Monkey".

Hey man wanna go sidehacking tomorrow?

by Mighty_Arrow October 18, 2010

sidehacking

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

by sidehacker October 2, 2006

shitehouse

Also known as a shithouse. Generally means an outside toilet.

I need to use the shitehouse mate.

by Pete October 25, 2004

Shitehawk

A purveyor of shite.

From Hawk: To aggressively sell.

Tell those shitehawks I'm not buying whatever it is they're selling.

by Squealpiggy September 28, 2005

Rusty Slidehammer

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.

Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!

by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009