shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014

Shelf that

To put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something.

Person 1: Yo I'm so mad I failed my test

Person 2: Shelf that bro!

by YouUnculturedSwine January 8, 2017

Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016

shelf

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

by emalicia August 31, 2007

shelf

a recently invented athletic sexual manouver similar to a WWF smackdown move.

the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy

matt used the shelf move on leia last night and broke something in her vag

by olly k October 9, 2007

shelf

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

by Shred October 7, 2004

shelf

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

by Gooche May 11, 2004