shamener

Kebab Norwegian short form for the phrase "Skjønner du hva jeg mener?" which translates into "You know what I mean?".

Baosjen er etter oss. Vi kommer til å bli kæsa, brur. Shamener?

by kvgFresh December 2, 2014

burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shalene

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.

I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...

by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Sharent

Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.

OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.

by zeitguy December 12, 2012

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012