Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.

"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010

shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

by luke110381 February 4, 2008

shaving the hole

when a man shaves the area arround his anal so that he does not have a dingle berry problem

ben gibbs was caught shaving the hole. he said he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it

by BennyGibbs January 14, 2007

shaving the rabbits back

to shave the underside of a penis

John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight

by Lolsquarefacejew December 19, 2009

shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore

What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!

by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012

Shaving the Bouvier

To trim down a full, thick plot of pubic hair. From the dog breed "Bouvier des Flandres," known for its' distinctive, thick coat of fur.

"I have a busy day ahead of me - groceries, picking up the dry cleaning, and shaving the Bouvier today before a nap on the sofa."

by pontiuspilate February 2, 2013