shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Shatsin

Shatsin is a person that smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack with Hendricks who also smells like shit. Shatsin eats a lot of dick along with ass hairs

Hey did you see shatsin he smells a little worse today

by Chrystlyerete July 6, 2020

Shattiq

Shattiqs are rage quitters in video games. Every time you are ahead of they'll just give up and rage quit. Shattiqs are known to get cheated on by people like Alex and luisa.

I pulled a shattiq when I was about to lose

by Suckmydickboi September 9, 2020

chlorine sharts

After taking a load in your anal cavity after anal sex, and just when you think it is all out, you fart and a pleasant smelling white liquid lines your underpants.

I came so much last night in Jimmy's butt he chlorine sharts in my truck and stained my seat through his pants. Now my car smells like a pool.

by bowl of boners December 14, 2013

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatta

A Jamaican slang... it's another word for gangsta

my brother is a real shatta.

by grenadian October 17, 2009

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 1, 2003