shartnado

An explosive shart.

Phyllis did the mucho burrito and a shartnado ensued.

by 3nothappening January 1, 2016

Shartnart

Shartnart is when you shart yo stanky pantaloons in the freezer and it piles up in your pants a bit too much that it reaches the top of your head like a tower and now you have a cozy hat that protects you, a cute name to describe this event would be shartnart

“Man bud, that shartnart looks unbelievable, what did you have for dinner?”

by Loutid December 19, 2020

Shattable

Someone who looks good enough to be shat upon.

Trevor looks very shattable with his goodwill shirt and toboggan that he gave off the appearance as if he wanted to be shat on.

by Nebachanezor November 7, 2009

william shattner

the emotion of being shattered, upset, disgruntled, disappointed, angry, pissed off, e.t.c.

that mo-fo was william shattner when he found an adam's apple on the swamp donkey that dragged him home

by darryharry December 23, 2008

shattana

A short, brown haired girl. Spoiled with attention not money. Hustle for her own. Gets irritated easily, mean as hell, but somehow a crybaby. Pretty eyes and a pretty face. Gets her way. Any guy to date her is lucky, she’ll go e you the world and more. Just be careful. Such a unique name for a unique individual.

I wish I was like Shattana.

I want to date a Shattana.

by SeasonLulu June 5, 2019

Musaf wa shatta

(Noun) The act of brutally sodomizing a bicurious and slightly overweight Pakistani male while one's erect genitalia is covered fully or partially with Arabian hot sauce.

Faraz: Bro, I heard that Paki might be a cock jockey. Amir told me he saw him staring at Omar's crotch in the locker room.
Ahmad: I bet he'd love some Musaf wa shatta with Omar ibn al Khattab!

by Omar al-Makhnouth November 8, 2017

shatnav

A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.

Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.

by Papfox March 10, 2009