Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.

"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."

by CrowTard March 26, 2006

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022