Cock Sharter

This usually happens during anal sex, when the female (or male) sharts aggressively on the mans cock.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.

Person 1: *Sharts on cock*
Person 2: AWG YOU COCK SHARTER

by reloggz March 12, 2021

shartler

To shart onto a person's upper lip. Comparable to a shitler, the difference being that the shit is applied by sharting it directly onto the upper lip instead of being smeared on with a finger.

Yesterday I went up to my wife and gave her a shartler while she was sleeping. She woke up and got so excited that she let me give her a bulldozer!

by mohawkmaniac October 20, 2009

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015

sharter

to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.

by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008

Shalom Shankster

A real Jewish gangsta

I be the greatest Shanksta there is...now let's do the hora and sing hava nagilah!

by The Shalom Shankster April 3, 2003

shaftstroke

A fictious character that has recently dominated the Wii circuit. His shaft-like nose, gaudy eyebrows, and uncharacteristic shape makes him the ultimate Wii machine. Whether it is serving up aces, knockin' home eagles, or goin' yard; he represents what is good in the Wii World. Shaftstroke cannot be duplicated nor can he be shakin. Shaftstroke nails roughly 800 ladies a year, all types: slants, colored, whites, you name it he has hit it. So next time you are tipping grandpa's cough medicine back with your mates, say HI HO!! and drink one for Shaftstroke's Unparalleled dominance of both Wii and Bird.

Shaft, Stroke, shape, Wii, Nintendo, ladies, horny, ass beater, tennis pro. Shaftstroke dominates Wii and pussy from all regions around the the world.

by JLuc April 18, 2008

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008