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A basketball player in the NBA who relies on his fat breasts and stomach to plow his way to the basket to score points. An unskilled brute of a man, who has sub-human intelligence, and in nearly 20 years of being in the public eye, has yet to string 5 words together in a sentence properly. He is known off the court for making juvenile films that are directed at children but appeal to no one, and rapping incoherently over wack beats. Also known as being the worst free throw shooter in the history of the NBA. He refers to himself as MDE-most dominant ever, despite being carried throughout his career by Penny Hardaway, Kobe Bryant, and Dwayne Wade.
"Shaq hungry, Shaq need Nestle Crunch. Shaq just big kid. I still pee pants and scare of dark."

Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
by Jerrold December 31, 2007
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1)To be a terrible Rappper, Husband and actor.
2) Big black 300 pound 7'2" basketball player.
Dude you suck at life, your a shaq
by lilJT February 18, 2009
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When someone insults someone, it is called a shaq. basically a rejection or insult, when everyone joins in
" Oh man, did you see the teacher totally SHAQ his question?"
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SHAQ=SHIT!
I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHAQ!(SHIT)
SHAQ O'NEAL DROPPING A BIG SHIT!
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A person in my 7th period class that has my 11s on and smell like deer meat and is well developed
does shaq even hunt?
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