Shane Dawsoning

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

by NotIsla August 13, 2020

Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt

OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane

by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

The Shane Effect

Coined after famous musician and child predator Shane Eslick. Describes a man’s increase in attractiveness when traveling in a foreign country. Usually, someone experiencing The Shane Effect tends to receive more female attention and pussy, even if in their home country they get none.

Friend: Yo how did he get so much pussy in Austria. He’s one ugly mother fucker!

Other friend: It’s just the Shane effect…

by GehMaBudan November 28, 2021

Unit of Shane

A homosapian from the deep dark woods of West Virginia that fuels off of Miller Lite. A unit of measurement that is versatile in all areas. Consistent changing due to diet and mood.

The weight of a 2011 Ford F-150 is approximately 8.3 Unit of Shane.

by That_Chaneyboy June 30, 2022

Shane

Sexy, funny, sweet, a bit of an asshole. He has a naughty mouth and a rapier wit. He has gorgeous blue eyes and a devilish smile that makes you wonder what he is thinking, though he will never tell you. He has the most random thoughts and can make you laugh until you cry.

Shane is amazing...

by Hisgirl4eva March 1, 2012

Shaneela

The coolest person in the world. Popular, pretty and has many close friends! Kind, caring and a good listener.

Shaneela is lovely.

by trololololtrolll June 6, 2011

dirty shane

Sexual: When you put your thumbs in a girls ass during doggie style, pull them out and give her football stripes under her eyes.

How ya like me now beeyyee itch? That was a dirty shane fo ya

by Darren Hofert March 31, 2004