shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007

Shantobie

A friend, usually invisible. An imaginary friend. One who understands all your problems and issues.

Mike: Hey, where's Shantobie?
Jonathan: Right next to me but you cannot see him, remember he's invisible.

by brnxbomberz13 April 25, 2008

Shantoms

A random kid who is also a shanty poor kid

1. A poor kid who is as poor as he is random.

Omg these shantoms!

by Warplex February 21, 2011

sanitorum

1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum

2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night

Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!

Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation

Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum

Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!

by c. s. mcgee June 10, 2012

shanititis

A diasese that causes you to always be immature and hyper and your blood produces lcd, alcohol, and dugar instead of blood

OMG he has shanititis

by ryno498 February 5, 2010

shanitor

Broken down into "shit janitor", as in one who is positioned to clean up the shit that has hit the fan resulting from a fight/or series of dramas. In other words, a problem solver or a mediator for a group.

Hannah volunteered to act as the shanitor for the situation.

by Megan D November 8, 2007

Shaniko

The most gorgeous, wonderful husband in the entire world. Gentle and delicate with a stubborn side yes passionate about those he is with. Often confused as Asian, he is blonde haired, blue eyed by all intensive purposes. He may be shy and timid, but he can light up a room in no time.

That Shaniko, he's ineffable.

by Shmeelissa November 27, 2012