is the most amazing person in the world. she is amazingly hot and always beautiful.
helloomarmar.. hahaha, i love urban dictionary. and everyone loves a shanboooty
Somebody who has a total obsession with Central Asia (Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan: the 'Stans') even though they aren't Central Asian.
It's like a Koreaboo or a Weaboo just for Central Asia. The word was made up by muaytaiga on Twitter.
Girl 1: "That girl read Otoyomegatari once and now she keeps fawning over Central Asia and claiming she's Central Asian when she's not!"
Girl 2: "I told her I'm Central Asian and I think she almost had an orgasm over that fact, now she won't leave me alone. She's totally such a Staniboo!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"