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Shamwow

The act of skeeting and pissing in a towel then slapping someone with it, usually your sexual partner.
Becky: "Last night Jim Shamwowed me so hard i can still taste his piss."
by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009
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Shamwow

A turd so dry it feels like you're pushing out a shammy.
Sorry it took me so long, I had a shamwow.
by Eric J. Frazier October 31, 2013
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Shamwow

When you cum in a girls pussy then eat her out
Yo I love shamwowing
by Heyheyhey99 May 19, 2018
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ShamWow!

The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"

**ShamWow!**

It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
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SHAMWOW BEATDOWN

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
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ShamWOW Guy

He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!

Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!

If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!

Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS!"
-ShamWOW guy

He's not only a Pitchman,he's a Pimp!
by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009
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shamwow shot

When someone soaks up spilled beer with a napkin and proceeds to ring it out into their mouth, similar to a shamwow. It is often performed by two parties - one is the ringer and the other is the drinker.

Note: this is a variation of the popular solution to spilled beer: "zamboni"
Ross spilled his beer so I soaked it up w/ a napkin and gave him a shamwow shot. Everyone was disgusted and impressed at the same time.
by Siegs June 9, 2009
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