salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Lightly Salted

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

by Kashmando August 11, 2014

FUCK SALT

A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".

(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!

by Jon Revelle June 10, 2008

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Salt Nation

The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.

Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."

by Myron Scott October 17, 2016

Saltmates

Two people who are like soul-mates in regards to being salty AF together.

Paul and Tina are always b*tching about everyone and judging people and giggling to themselves and ranting aggressively at times - must be saltmates.

by gooseyp December 12, 2016

ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.

Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt

by lolwut2 October 18, 2012