Like bisexual or heterosexual. The trend of Mac users to hang around with each other, discussing about their Macs and what they can do, which has now taken the proportions of a new sexual trend.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Jake yesterday? He ignored that hot chick who was staring at him and instead preferred to talk with a total stranger about their Macs.
Guy 2: Alas, I think Jake is becoming a Mac sexual.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"