sexaterian

someone who is addited to sex.

maaaaaaan you're a sexaterian!

by Devereux and Hodges April 20, 2009

Sexstorative Justice

When your partner does something wrong that can only be redeemed through a sexual act

When I got the credit card statement and saw my wife had 'maxed it out' at the clothes store I just knew that I would be getting some Sexstorative Justice tonight!

by Dodgy-Johnson April 26, 2013

Sexter

When an episode of the Showtime series Dexter is so good, it's better than sex.

Yeah I skipped hanging out with Molly tonight cause the season finale of Dexter is on. It's gonna be so Sexter.

by nuggetsucker March 4, 2011

SEXTERN

A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts.

"Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter."

"Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer."
"Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall."

by Galony June 18, 2008

Serial Sexter

Someone who participates in sexting without the intention of meeting up in the future, but still wants to sext.

Johnny always wants pictures but never wants to hook up. I want sex, he wants sexts. I think he may be a serial sexter.

by SmockeyTaki March 26, 2023

sexterity

Remarkable ability to satisfy your partner's every sexual need using precision, knowledge, and agility.

Guy: How about we take this party to my place?
Girl: Boy, you best have some damn good sexterity if you wanna get down with me.

by mephix August 10, 2014

sexstorm

Equivalent brainstorm but for sexual purposes: To innovate in sex techniques, develop new ideas for sexual activities, like moves, positions, lickings, suckings and the sort. Fun to do with a person you are confident with.

Alan, let's have a sexstorm tonight in your waterbed.

by Cecilia June 6, 2005