Sexcident

The action that results in the sex stopping and immediate application of first aid.

I totally tore my sack in this wicked sexcident.

So I was going at her with this canine dildo when we had a sexcident and suddenly there was blood everywhere.

by Ludaphisk August 5, 2012

Sexodus

That time on (usually) Saturday nights at approx 1am when nightclubs empty to about half capactiy when all the lucky ones leave to have sex making it easier to spot the singles.

Right it's the 1am tombola now the sexodus has occurred.

by Argentina Smoke October 21, 2009

sextoid

over-sexually zealous nerd who doesn't get any, usually because they spend massive amounts of time on the internet

" You're such a sextoid."
"I am not! My online girlfriend doesn't think so!You're just jealous because I've been talking to hot babes online all day"

by ben dober July 20, 2008

Sexond

Regretting sex.

Dude I slept with Mandy and now I am having sexonds.

by megasaurusgoesrawr March 20, 2009

sextoid

a singular muscle term that relates to every muscle in your body as a whole.

I worked out my whole body yesterday, now my sextoid is sore.

by Phillip Allen January 9, 2008

sexcide

to suicide without a sexual intercourse, sexual relations

I gonna sexcide because I have never experienced what is sex :'((((((((( I have never had a girl in my life. There were also other reasons why I gonna suicide. My life is a suffer and pain.

by Andrius M. lonesome April 8, 2008

Sexond Life

A name for a virtual environment primarily for coitus, otherwise commonly known as having sex.

Fann: I heard she's going Murdoch this July? What will happen to you?

Alfred: We'll do sexcam.

Fann: Sexting and sexcam and phone sex. What else?

Alfred: Errrr. Virtual Sex? SEXOND LIFE. /lollapse

by fananananana April 8, 2010