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The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!
No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”
Session by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021
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You owe me a session from last time
Session by Tylersandy September 9, 2021

Session Depression 

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
Session Depression by V8_Manga December 10, 2009

session beer 

A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.
A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.
session beer by OregonBeerMan July 12, 2006

Session Moth

Irish slang for a woman who will fulfil a sexual favour as alcohol or party related drugs i.e. ecstasy as payment, or a woman who is always up for the drink, or 'sesh'.
Jaysus, yer wan Nikita is nothing but a session moth. D'you not hee-or? She rode Damo for a yoke der last nite.
Session Moth by mrplow69 February 21, 2015

session music 

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.
Man that session music hit the spot!
session music by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

Session Fanny 

A pungent vulgar odour emanating from the vagina after a heavy night out.
I met a girl on bank holiday Monday and she was out since Friday partying. I brought her home to my apartment and as I went down on her there was an extreme case of "Session Fanny"