Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Senator Armstrong

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.

Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022

Leisure sentence

A sentence one really enjoys to speak. Especially on the weekends.

Guy 1: "Did that guy just say 'You're probably my new best friend?'"

Guy 2: "Yes he did."

Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."

by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

Sentence

The word "Sentence" is a higher form of agreement, it's above "word/wrd"

Davey: You mfs really purchase a software just to buy settings for double the price.

Crim: Sentence.

by crim#0431 December 3, 2022

Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

deep-seated

The correct expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

This is often misheard and misspoken as "deep-seeded" by people who slur their words and pronounce a letter "t" as a "d."

Marcus has a deep-seated hatred for people who use poor grammar.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013