Scolding Sean Water

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Sean Sex

Godly Sex.

Sean etymology is John, which means 'Gift from God' Sex that is a gift from god.

I lost my virginity 20 years ago, but last night was my first Sean Sex!

by jcbutts78 February 2, 2010

Sean O'Pry

Heaven. God's gift to humanity. A face that was sculpted by angels. He has been named the most successful male model in the world by models.com AND Forbes. He's pretty much the Kate Moss of male models. Bless his parents.

Girl 1: ...and he's also insanely good looking.
Girl 2: Does he look like Sean O'Pry?
Girl 1: Duh, of course not, everyone looks like a pig next to Sean.
Girl 2: Preach it sister.

by cola1234 January 19, 2013

Sean-anigans

Tomfoolery, mischief, or other such activities, often illegal, coming from a Sean. Also used to describe the weirdness, strange jokes, posts and sometimes complete nonsense that comes from a Sean!

Sean: hey i'm having people over this saturday. we're going to kidnap a stripper. wanna come join the sean-anigans?

by j-roc147 June 16, 2011

seannie

is a term for the best pair in the world. they are a swag duo that are meant to be. it consists of a loser and a dummy that really like each other and are often simps. they are two sleep deprived individuals who love each other and will do so forever no matter what. they make one another happy. everyone can see their cool chemistry. they will stay with other and vibe till the end of time and despite whatever happens, they won't forget each other. uwu

lychee: oh em gee i ship seannie so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha lolz #pure
sofia: ikr they are so cute, i think i found something like seannie myself - i'm such a simp

by dummy <3 January 29, 2021

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

Sanan

An ancient Guatemalan god who represented fertility and sexual desire. Sanan was believed to be the most attractive being in existence and Guatemalan's would often sacrifice a rare Guatemalan Cane Rat in honour of Sanan before doing the deed... thus ensuring a healthy "mojo".

You are so good looking, we have a Sanan in our midst.

by Guatemalan Professor May 5, 2009