Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."
by Stabitystab July 27, 2008
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Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!
Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!
Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!
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the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
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Get the Sealed mug.The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.
At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
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"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"
"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"
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