Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

by kelamist November 14, 2019

secret

Can't tellya

by TanooKirby August 6, 2003

secretary

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

by daywalkz March 31, 2009

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

scratchgasm

The satisfying, orgasmic feeling when you finally scratch that itchy spot.

I just had the best scratchgasm!

by StickLizard February 2, 2017

Ancient Chinese Secret

A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.

The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.

by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013