secert

An extremely small penis that lacks the ability to get hard.

When the girl saw his secert she was appalled.

by roflcopter13333337 June 24, 2011

E-scorts

An alternative version of esports with a mixture of escorts. This is where the said Escorts compete to see who is best in the escort, e-scort competition.

Holy crap, I think I'm more into E-scorts that I am into eSports, lately!

by Heartbreakful Tinman June 22, 2017

Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.

Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.

by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009

Laura Secorder

When one’s recorder is covered or dipped in fecal matter.

“After I pulled my recorder out of my ass it became a Laura Secorder”

by daveglo November 23, 2019

secertary

A sex-slave

A person who takes notes for a ceo while suking his dick

man1 :MR ceo just hired a new secertry

man2: y?

man1: bcuz the last secertary didnt suc good enough

man2: o?

by tjmw53 May 4, 2009

Secor

A fucking asshole whole,( while at lunch) throws fucking tomatoes on your godamm shirttt!!! Forcing to walk around the whole day with a big ass stain on shirt. The after throwing tomatoes on your shirt, He dips your backpack into a plate of oil & vinegar. What a duece bag!!!!!!!!

Why did that guy act like such a secor

by tisrobeans April 28, 2010

Scortor

The butthole of a whore, a whore's butthole.

From the Latin "scortorum intima" for "prostitute's insides"

"bruh I payed $34 last week to stick my tongue in a scortor."

by Semen Sultan December 9, 2016