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shitfucker

A guy who fucks shit
"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"
shitfucker by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012

SWATFuckery 

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
SWATFuckery by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023

shamfucker

The most annoying person who is eccentric and arrogant.
You are a shamfucker
shamfucker by BabbleBoy February 22, 2023

swanfucker 

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.
Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!
swanfucker by MFerg September 3, 2011

Starfucker 

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
Starfucker by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot
you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?
shitfucker by jim February 11, 2005