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seatus quo

The exactly positioned configuration of your car seat, steering wheel, radio, and climate control buttons that is to your liking. Based on "status quo", which is the existing state of affairs.
That's the last time I let Henry drive my car! He's too short and keeps messing with the seatus quo. I hate having to re-adjust everything!
by Tasha July 27, 2005
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Seamus

Just hot and a funny person who will get all the ladies (or men depending)
WOW HE IS HOT AF HE MUST BE NAMED SEAMUS
by Marshmello Is Cool November 14, 2016
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Spanus

The space between your asshole and ball sack. It is a combination of the words space and anus; Thus representing the two most important words from the aforementioned sentence.
Dude last night that whore Roxanne was giving me a rim-job while simultaneously tickling my spanus.
by jimmyb's March 11, 2010
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Sanus

a "sandy anus", or "sanus", is a phenomenon which most likely occurs in situations like chilling on the beach, a sandstorm, or any other place where sand shovels up your ass.
Dude fuck the beach, it always gives me a fucking sanus
by Heiny August 27, 2013
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Seamus

Seamus is Irish for James
Seamus is usally found playing basketball. Everyone looks up to Seamus. Seamus is a great friend to everyone. He is very funny
Seamus is awesome
by Carlsonny G. January 11, 2018
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Going Seamus

The dangerous stunt of riding on the roof of a car while it is in motion.

Based on the true story of Mitt Romney's 12-hour family road trip to Canada where Romney strapped a kennel occupied by the family's Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof.

In severe distress, Seamus let loose his bowels. The oozy-brown mess ran down the rear windows of the Romney's Country Squire.

Romney pulled off the highway and into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, remounted the pooch in kennel to the roof rack, and then continued driving.
Look at that crazy dude on the roof of that car - he's going Seamus!
by monk e. January 18, 2012
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Seamus

He's hot but he's a player so you definatley don't want to date him... he's really a great friend though, super funny!
Girl 1: What would you say if Seamus asked you out?

Girl 2: Yes, of course! He is soo hot!!

Girl 1: Really? Have you even met him? He's a total player!

Girl 2: So, I would still say yes... it's not like I'll be surprised if he cheats on me! I'll see it coming.
by Dani Cali August 16, 2011
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