Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
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