cock stroodle

Synonomous to homo;

Man who loves the cock, one who might want to hold and cuddle the cock, actually thinks of the cock as a dessert to be enjoyed at any time of the day.

Look at that cock stroodle over there, I bet he can't even think straight.

by Nickthehung October 24, 2005

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

Scroogled

Getting rejected in a Google interview, ( a software engineering interview, not for hipster positions such as HR or Marketing). Basically means being asked tough ass algorithmic questions and not being able to answer one or more of these questions and getting rejected by Google as a result.

Me: Hey, I had my Google interviews last week.
Friend: Woah. Did the results come in?
Me: Yeah, I got scroogled.
Friend: Aww that's too bad. Don't let it get to you.
Me: Yeah, for sure man. Just lost a $100,000 job with some crazy perks. No biggie.
Friend: Let's do PizzaBoozeTelly?
Me: Yeah, PizzaBoozeTelly.

by burtWrapper April 28, 2015

Scroogled

A stupid campaign made by Microsoft to bash Gmail about how they tailor it's ads based on keywords from the email. They also started a website and a petition about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard your dog died, but Google offered me some pet coupons. "

Guy 2: "You've just been Scroogled."

by TopTopLel February 21, 2013

scroogled

What happens to users who use Google services due to revelation of collaboration with the NSA. The collaboration is so deep, Google isn't even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. Unrelated to Microsoft marketing campaign. Related: microshafted

I was reading a news story that I found while searching on Google. Turns out I'm scroogled because the NSA has my search history.

by dipiddy August 26, 2013

scoodle

Waddling swiftly; waddling and running at the same time; scooting at a fast pace; running like Adam Morrison does.

After missing a three pointer, Adam Morrison scoodled to the other side of the court to play defense.

by Andrew Paolini April 18, 2006