Screenager

Someone who gets a flip phone because they are on their phone that much.

Bella is on her phone so much she had to get a flip phone! What a screenager!

by 123iDom February 11, 2024

Screenager

A screenager is a teenager who spends so much time glued to their screens—be it phones, tablets, laptops, or gaming consoles—that their thumbs could bench press a small car, their neck is permanently tilted at a "texting angle," and they respond to real-life conversations with emojis instead of words.

1. I can't believe Nigel is on his phone when he's literally getting a lap dance right now. What a screenager

by Gerbmaster21 December 10, 2024

SCREENAGER

THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL BECOME AWSOME AND AMAZING.

WOW THAT GUYD A SCRNENGER IW ANT OT B ELIKE HIM ONE DAY

BECAUE OF HOW OLL GE IS.

*CAT
*IPHONE
*EAGLERCRAFT
*SCREENAGER

by blosse13 August 21, 2025

screebajeebling

Having a Boy Scout-like preparedness for all things. Like Macguyver, but with a shitload of highly specialized tools already at hand.

Burl: "I had to heat the drums up with a torch, then use a drill press to get the old bearings out."

Boon: "You have that stuff in your garage? Pretty screebajeebling'!"

by Burl Slabs July 10, 2011

Screpage

Jack janderson is the proud owner of the word screpage

Oh look its a wild screpage between Coston nd joshyboy

by JandersonLAD June 12, 2015

screamage

what we call our orgasm. because it makes me scream.

did you enjoy the screamage last night? oh yes she said orgasm

by tattooedfloridiot October 8, 2017

Streetage

A toll that comes with being street wise. DankAsFuk STreetage. The underground pro-cannabis streetwear enterprise. You gotta know somebody to know somebody...

"Damn kid! You got the new DankAsFuk STreetage kicks 🤙 Gimme your hookup I'm hoping to get their 2020 hoodie to wear when weed is legalized. DankAsFuk brotha!"

by I only ask once January 29, 2020