Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

coochy snorcher

southern US slang for a woman's lady bits. Used in the vagina monologues.

Ricky: check out the coochy snorcher on that one.

Mike: sweet.

by beksroy September 7, 2010

coochie snorcher

Slang for vagina. Since coochie by itself already means vagina, snorcher may indicate some action taken by, or done to the vagina. Snorcher may perhaps indicate cunilingus.

That girl has a nice coochie snorcher. It tastes of milk and honey.

by Varius January 6, 2005

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.

Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.

by jackfitz August 19, 2008