Schmoogie 

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

Schmoogie by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

schoolies 

1. A place where dirty old men like to spy on 18yo slutty white chicks. The oldies then proceed to get action off the chicks.

schoolie: I wear skimpy clothing and I love cock!

dirty old man: he he he.. I want your tight pussy

schoolies by KrAzY_KaRl March 5, 2005

Schwoogie Goo 

That slimy, often smelly, nastiness that you find in the oddest of places. ie- the drain of your shower, in your hair after jumping into a stagnant pond, off your truck after a day of mudding in a cow pasture, in the bottom of the fridge catch pan, under the sink that's been leaking for years without your knowledge, on the bottom of your work boot, in your hair or on your clothes after a long drunken night of partying, in your car cup holder.

It's hard to clean and/or get rid of. It's often of very thick consistancy and can stain anything it touches. Beware of Scwoogie Goo as no one can accurately describe it's contents and it can be very harmful to your health if swallowed or otherwise ingested.

Dude what is that on your hand? Gross! It's Schwoogie Goo!

That girl that went skinny dipping with us last night had a bad case of Schwoogie Goo hair this morning.

Schwoogie Goo by Full of Shhhhhh...it June 4, 2010

Schwooge Piece 

Not all people of negro decent are a "Schwooge Piece". Piece of shit schwoogies are a "Schwooge Piece"!

My best friend is black but I hate this "Schwooge Piece" who lives next to me!

Schwooge Piece by Bulldog951 December 7, 2010

schnoogins

tap someone lightly on the cock

Standing around and tapping someones cock openhanded and yell "schnoogins" pronounced "shh-new-gins"

schnoogins by johnny rottenseed September 10, 2007

schnoogie 

A schoogie is a term adults use as a euphamism when speaking to children about dried nasal secretions (aka - boogers, snots, etc.). They often think that other adults will believe their children to be more cute and less vulgar than other children, but when this term is used at school the child is looked upon as a creature from Mars.

Don: Jimmy, gross! You have a schnoogie hanging from your nose!
Jimmy: A what?!?
Don: You know, a booger.
Silence
(All children stop looking at Jimmy and stare at Don wide-eyed)

schnoogie by SW40C February 19, 2006

schoolies 

Young girls of high school age that dress in skimpy clothing.

Tyler almost crashes his car driving by highschools staring at all the schoolies.

schoolies by Jimboozie October 15, 2003