shwiftposting

A facebook shitposting group that posts dank memes and pornographic/racist content related to Rick and Morty. The admins are known to dwell/act in a spectrum of The councel of Ricks to Jerryboree. Members of the group are probably on some kind of watch list, most probably still live in their parents basement.

There are tales of the shwift wars which between "Rick and Morty Schwiftposting" and "Rick and Morty Shwiftposting 18+" in which the shwiftposters came out on top.

Person 1: "Yo dude have you been on shwiftposting today?"

Person 2: "Naw bro i cant handle all those whining jerries."

by Derailthedriftingtrain February 26, 2017

Schwifty

The ultimate sex apeal

Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.

by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017

schfifty-five

the number and song that made me not know how to count in regular numbers.

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"

by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006

schwifty bulldops

Oohhh yeaahh,
You gotta get Schwifty in here.

Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!

by AlHessa January 20, 2020

Schwifty

The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.

“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty

by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022

scheift

a wrong doing to someone, grimy,

how you gonna ditch me and hang out with her, you mad scheift

by heavenlee November 22, 2007

Schniftar

A small portion of something, usually larger than a pinch, but often smaller than a dollop.

Can I have a schniftar of your ice cream cone Donnie?

by nathenalexdan October 24, 2008