When bad things occur repeatedly in a short duration of time faster than you can comprehend. In other words, "shit happening swiftly"
Jake: Today my mum accidentally threw away my entire comic collection and almost broke my Xbox to pieces.
Jack: Holy schwift!
Megan: I slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the assignment at home, received a C- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scrapbook. It has been such a schwift!
Jack: Holy schwift!
Megan: I slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the assignment at home, received a C- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scrapbook. It has been such a schwift!
by @tabbystar November 23, 2017
Get the Schwift mug.Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".
While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.
Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.
Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!
Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016
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Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.
Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!
by the_rickster August 20, 2015
Get the schwifty mug.The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.
Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
by alziepen October 25, 2015
Get the get schwifty mug.The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.
Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops
by NoxNurd October 14, 2015
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Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)
by Juliya April 14, 2004
Get the schfifty five mug.-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
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-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"
"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"
by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004
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