shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

schywasted

Getting beyond fucked up or twisted. This is lying on the floor crawling your ass to the bathroom drunk.

Yo, dude you were so schywasted last night bro. What? We had to help your ass up you were face planted in the toilet

by the gh0st one October 14, 2013

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shhwasted

Being so drunk or wasted you have no idea whats going on.

Lets get shhwasted. (:

by baileybreeziee November 16, 2009

schwacked

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French

I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked

by Ziggy August 17, 2003