schrammer

-an extreme poser
-a backstabbing friend
-a fake person
-someone who's salty
-shady

Ryan you're such a schrammer.

by eric resor September 23, 2007

Smhammered

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

shammered

Seriously + Hammered = Shammered

"That joker is so shammered".

by Asecis April 12, 2005

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003

Schmammered

The overall, intoxicated feeling obtained after consuming mass amounts of alcohol and marijuana. Consumption can be from waterbongs, joints, shotguns, beer-pong games, blunts, bowls, beer drinking games, and sack races (etc).

Last night there were so many smokes and brews headed around. I was too schmammered to remember what went on. I just remember it was awesome!

by EducatedStoner January 15, 2011