Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.

"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."

by NineSix February 23, 2010

full latex scooch

the feeling of defeat, to be wronged, to be disciplined. the full latex scooch feels like that of a loss, due to lack of male power. nothing can heal a full latex scooch.

todd: “my girlfriend just broke up with me” liam: “damn bro that’s a full latex scooch”

by Numnumpot December 7, 2021

schoochmaker

A person who is an idiot, asshole, fucker, dumb or anything else bad.

Cooper is such a schoochmaker, hes an idiot from faribault.

by CW Wolfe March 4, 2008

Schoolhouse rock

Conjunction junction what’s your function?

“You function my conjunction daddy...” #schoolhouse rock

by JamEpix August 24, 2019

Schonch

A moving vehicle, usually referring to a wheel chair. Schonchs can also be used to describe buses or cars. Some people refer to planes as winged schonchs.

Yeah, Kyle broke his leg and has to ride in a schonch for two months.

by Thatonekidjosh April 6, 2019

war scooch

Literally, scooch aquired during war. Used by military members overseas to talk about a host-nation girl they are banging. This is usually not an exclusive relationship.

"Hey man, do you miss your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but my war scooch helps me pass the time."

by ripper44872 February 10, 2008

one-room schoolhouse

A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.

A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."

by Suge Knight March 11, 2006