Lefty Scoober

The act of giving a lefty handjob from behind and through the legs.

This girl got weird last night, tried to give me a lefty scoober while I was going to the bathroom.

by imReba July 4, 2014

scholera

The condition in which a person becomes too smart for their own good.

"Steve would have more friends if he didn't suffer from Scholera"

by BUnko January 11, 2008

Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.

The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.

by guytheginger May 6, 2018

Schönbeutel

It's a person called Diana, Di, Dianka, Dianowa or Diantaria who is looking always beautiful and is able to kill you with her eyes and smartness.
Someone who you are losing against in every verbal discussion and fights due to her temperamental addiction.
A Schönbeutel has an addiction to Amazon and online shopping, likes to bike and is a master in complaining battles.

Oh, look - this Schönbeutel is emptying her credit card on Zalando and will destroy afterwards the customer service...

by Dummbeutel November 16, 2020

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

schoobed

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.

You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.

by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009