wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Schnorrer

Beggar or Moocher

"My name is Captain Saulding, the African Explorer, did someone call me schnorrer? Hooray, hooray, hooray!" -- Groucho Marx, Night at the Opera

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

schnowder

noun; a synonym for cocaine.

John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."

by John Paul C December 1, 2007

schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

schnozberries

the greatest fruit that grows on walls/back seat police windows.

"the shnozberries taste like shnozberries" super troopers

by milog19 May 2, 2005